I drank a large soda in the twenty minutes of PREVIEWS at New Moon. I then spent the next 122 minutes trying not to pee my pants. Lesson learned. Take small sips and pace yourself.
Saturday, I tried my best to ignore the little girl snoring next to me at Phantom of the Opera. Tonight, I had to do the same with a lady drooling next to me at New Moon. What gives? Stay home if you're tired fellow movie goers.
I'm thinking about creating a black market of candy,snacks,and beverages in the stalls of movie theaters.
$3.75 for a bag of Sour Patch kids and $4.75 for a soda is the going rate from the pimpled faced teenagers selling it at the counter.
Watch for me at a theater near you, I'll hook you up.
Oh and while I'm on my theater rant..
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
NO CLAPPING. The actors can't hear you.
Thank You.